Yah, I hear ya. I’m a vegetarian now (DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK), but I think A1 ruins a good cut of meat. However, any sauce can liven some tofu right up.

I feel like she was always getting arrested and then getting right back out there. If she passed, I will be so sad. She made for many interesting college nights up in Wicker Park. RIP, Muffin Lady.

Same. Also, I really want to know what bar they were in. Or if he knows/remembers the muffin lady and if she still puts ‘schrooms in her muffins.

I like (some) steak sauce on mashed potatoes. That is all.

Red cabbage purée with, like, pita chips?

My guess: She wanted to win, so she avoided a controversial topic even when she was team equality all along. That’s still bullshit. But I’m no politician.

The one by me in Bed-Stuy also serves mozzarella sticks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This GIF party is my favorite.

So, this is somewhat unrelated, but I recently invested in a couple of bras (I’m a weird size and...busty), and they have totally changed my life. Seriously, anyone who’s never been fitted before, GO DO IT STAT.

I know it’s stupid marketing, but I like the sound of these.

And? Details, please. Maybe we can identify the big-dicked fugitive.

And, I mean, since the people you're helping move are probably going to repay you with pizza and beer anyway, you'd want something a bit more forgiving.

People are dumb. Did you hear about the drunk idiot who let another drunk idiot swing a sword close to his face?

All of them do! Especially the one where Chandler says something hilarious!

My thoughts too! The only thing I got out of this article is “I’M A SHITTY THERAPIST.” I can’t believe anyone would even want this published under his name.

The side eye is strong with this one.

Remember that episode of Chappelle Show when the leader of the KKK was a blind black guy?

Hey, high-school me (so 1999 to 2003) had a thing for him. Couldn’t say I’d turn down a shot at my teenage fantasy.

I think she has pretty good taste — at least on a superficial level.

First thought. Did a double take with my brain.