I'm okay with click-bait when it ends like this.

Right? I also want to copy edit the shit outta that.

DAMN IT. That was going to be my joke...

But...but...I don’t want to believe that.

My very young cousin calls her “Aunt [Name].” It kind of...I dunno. Makes me sad? He’s too young to remember my mom, because he didn't live near us. Last Christmas, he asked me where my mom was. I had to explain things.

I lost my mom five years ago. It seemed my dad started dating someone immediately, but I think he waited a few months. They got married a year-ish later, and he sold the house I grew up in. I was furious. I was sad. I couldn’t speak to my dad for weeks after he announced their engagement (on Mother’s Day, no less,…

Right on.

What. The. Fuck. is a Subway pizza?!

Yes! And banana peppers are delicious.

I actually haven’t watched Netflix since my computer did a thing and erased my friend’s password I’d saved in there...so I have been watching the hell outta Louis using my boyfriend’s password. (Don’t tell him.) (He probably knows.)

Netflix never asks for another cup of wine or judges me for finishing the bottle or my taste in TV. Although the bitch sometimes asks if I’m “still watching,” or whatever. YES I AM STILL WATCHING OITNB! WHY WOULDN’T I BE?

I just had the same question. I interpreted this as short at first, but, upon reflection, I’m not so sure.

Also, who’s the dickswab who made this?!

Just ban it! Ban it, ban it, ban it. Damnit.

That was one of my favorite parts of this — at least, my most important takeaway.

THAT WAS MY FIRST REACTION, TOO! I was like, "Isn't she a toddler?"

Please, stop it with your "science theories."

It's okay. There must be a support group for people like us. (Probably in the comments.)

Exactly. You can't always tell when a person is suffering from ED, but, when a person is suffering, you can usually tell. Those arms say a lot.

Oh, that sounds delightful. This thread inspired me to make poached eggs with my dinner last night (and a galette!) but just did the usual salt-'n'-pepper sprinkle. I will try this next.