I like your enthusiasm, sir or madam.

Boo! If only I still lived in Chicago...

I know, I know. I just...it's been a decade.

I am making dinner for me and my roommate tonight, and this might be the menu. Thanks, friend!

There were quite a lot of questions concerning heat in this edition.

I FINALLY learned how to make a decently poached egg. I'm mostly all about the egg whites, but I love breaking into the yolk of a poached egg.

I am a vegetarian, and I want to eat this! Or figure out what kind of fake meat would actually be a good substitute.

I know! I'm half Norwegian (hence my joke).

Norway.

I can't believe I remembered/thought of this at the "Tina" part.

*Sips on her Bailey's and coffee at work...

Hey, just because they want some calories doesn't mean they want all the calories.

I once (mind you, I was a 28-year-old adult) brought a full pint of bourbon into the theater. I was asked to open my bag, bottle in view. The dude didn't even acknowledge it, and I was allowed to just go through. Thank you for your service.

When I'd smuggle booze in with a friend, she always asked for cups of ice.

That is a goddamn progressive theater, and I appreciate it.

My ankles still turn heads.

It also sounds made up. The punchline is too perfect.

Regarding the title:

Woman poses, picture is chosen for cover, woman is scrutinized instead of the publication.

My boyfriend and I made dinner and watched South Park as if it were any old weekend that we get to spend together, and I thought that was pretty great.