But is it wrong that I found his using "jelly's" the most offensive thing about this whole story?

I remember that! Somehow. Or it's a fake memory.

Oh, damn. You beat me to the Clueless reference.

I wish she had said, "I was surfing the crimson tide."

That's how it works.

I kept going through the comments waiting for the thats-enough-internet-for-today kitten/gif.

You have no idea how much you made me grin with this comment.

While that is true, sometimes when one is unhappy, s/he does not think terribly rationally. Sometimes cheating is just an excuse.

I read the headline and thought they were cheating on their husbands with each other. Now THAT'S what I call drama!

I wish I had more to contribute to this discussion.

Aside: I sat in on a talk the woman who created (I think) and tried to market female Viagra recently-ish. Fascinating. Not even the women-centric networks would let the company advertise! Saying they didn't deal with that stuff (and other bullshit). Anyway.

Cheers, friend.

She was really fired up.

My thoughts (on that result) exactly.

Oh, man — I just can't wait to be old and ALSO have ALL the cats!

NAH.

American guys have to pretend to be nice; Canadian guys have to pretend to be cool.

I believe the pun was intended.

See, the blowjob I could probably handle. It would be trying to suck out an intelligent conversation with this "cool guy" that could be a problem.

Oh, I haven't done it in a decade. T'was super uncomfortable.