I was going to say alcohol is my go-to "trick" for any dinner party. But I'm also an excellent chef. As long as someone else brings dessert.

I dunno, I just guess, drink, and am never disappointed.

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")

I'm trying to find this Louis CK airport bit and failing (re: yelling at airline staff, which is just mean and a terrible idea).

I want to be all, "Guys! Be cool!"

I watched a video of a dog who doesn't want to get up. Unfortunately, I'm still mad.

I dunno — this jackass can have Olive Garden.

Now, I'm a Splenda gal myself, but I also spent the first 18 years of my life in the South. While I'm not your traditional southern belle, I would never think about ruining grits with (ugh) Sweet 'n' Low.

I just want to hear more about this cousin Dan...

And wine? Can we have wine on Cat Island?

Same reaction. Cheers.

No, no — I love all food-related stuff too. It wasn't BAD. It's just... Trying a bit much/some issues/story points are glossed over and not really resolved. I didn't not enjoy it, though! Plus, with wine and decent food, that sounds damn delightful! Go have your fun, girl!

It was...I don't know. It's not going to win any awards.

Clearly trying to be polite. ibwrites has it right.

I would dislike anything at that price, especially at a discount outlet.

I mean...I think this comment is funny. I don't necessarily like what it says.

There's probably an emoji that would also work OHMYGOD I AM KIDDING — NEVER GET AN EMOJI TATTOO.

Maybe an arrow with the age at which she got the tattoo would have worked as well?

You're classier than I am.