I did that once in a Facebook post (something like, "I'd love to come, but I'm a poor.") Immediately edited that to add "Not actually a poor, but too low on funds for fancy cocktails."

Loud chewers are the WORST. Especially, like, in the office at your desk. Ugh.

My funeral is just going to be a whiskey and champagne party. I'm creating the playlist now.

I accidentally made this mistake once. It was my now-ex boyfriend's friend's wedding. I was 25 or something (and he was 30), and not a lot of my friends had gotten hitched yet, I wasn't aware of this faux pas. It was in a different state, and I brought one cream-colored dress. It wasn't until the ceremony that I…

When my friends got married a few years ago, they had a super-small wedding primarily consisting of family. Then they went to a small dinner.

Not having much experience, I say if you love it, keep at it. I agree with the previous commenter who noted that most fail pretty early. It seems like you may have something good there.

I would be so pissed. If you guys had been knowingly applying for the same job, well, okay. But for her to steal your contact (especially without asking)? No.

I did for groceries, beer, and cigarettes. The stores I went to are all within a block of my house. This is the first time I've done this in a long time. This is also the first time in my life I haven't felt too guilty about it. Enjoy!

That happened to me once. I cooled down toward this friend (with whom I was previously quite close a bit). She wasn't in my "core" group, but I still considered her a good egg. I just cooled down toward her a bit. She had apologized, but I was still wary.

Now they will become besties, and Disney will buy the rights.

You had me at kittens.

Meow, that IS purrrrrrfect.

I was wondering the same thing, but I didn't know how to do the math/didn't feel like trying.

Aw. Danke, dear!

Look, I'm not condoning this kind of "journalism" (quotation marks necessary). But we've all done work we're not 100 percent proud of for a paycheck. I may be a lowly copywriter, and I may not even like some of the brands I pitch and sell, but I am working on a children's book that is going to start a revolution.…

Or un-retouched photos?

Okay, as awful as tabloids are, it's mean to put "writers" in quotation marks like that. I mean, many of them are probably actually talented people forced into their current gigs because of the "industry"/the Times ain't hirin'.

Probably preggers. (C'mon, think like a tabloid schmuck.)

I CAME HERE TO SAY THE SAME THING! Like, that's an F- description.

THAT'S HOW THIS THING WORKS?!