Performance art? Nah, this ain't Berlin.

This is amazing. Particularly because I was obsessed with this song when I was studying in Austria.

Glad I wasn't the only one to think this.

Internet strangers can be either remarkably cruel or unfailingly kind. Rarely are they neutral on any subject. Feel better, m'dear.

Thank you. I'm sorry you have to endure the stress and pressure of it, but you know what the love between you means. It seems like those around you corroborate that. If that's any comfort, which it should be, just remember that. Much love and understanding from an Internet stranger.

I am sorry. For me, your story is particularly interesting. My mom died from cancer a handful of years ago, and my dad got remarried reeeeeally quickly (it seemed to me). I was super bitter about it (and still am, a little). I felt like he spent the past 30 years with a woman and must have been so unhappy to be able…

I really want to believe this report and think there's a reason for releasing this information other than appeasing the public. However, given the early handling of the tragedy, I'm not sure I can quite yet.

Well, day late in responding, I'm trying my hand at homemade veggie (black bean, really) burgers for the first time. My recipe seems pretty solid, but any last-minute tips would be appreciated.

OH GOD, MELLON. The fruit in the fruit salad we all eat around. GOOD CALL, GODDESS.

Like, what kid actually liked bananas? That was the mushy your parents made you eat with breakfast because they read somewhere that you should. Orange slices — now those were fun. You got them at soccer games.

But we'll be deep-frying that candy first.

I'm drunk right now!

Let's get weird.

Look, she wouldn't want you to waste the beer.

Well said, mate.

He wanted a nice dress waiting for him? To each his own.

But...

Right? This is possibly just My Future Boyfriend trying to reach out.

I liked your logic until you dissed Freedom toast.

Either way, I figured he'd show his face in carbs.