Taste the rainbow!

I laughed so hard at this post, I almost got fired. Laughter could also be due to alcohol/my three-hour booze-fueled "lunch" break (obviously not at this "restaurant"). I guess that could also be the reason I almost got fired.

Agreed!

The "oops" gif is disturbing, but it is probably appropriate for the "Blowjob Queen" story.

Yes we do. Carry on.

And if only your "was" were a "were."

I'm not even that mad. Online shopping seems to be a thing.

BUT WHERE ARE THE PRE-PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTOS?!?!

Free money? And alcohol.

Yeah, at that point you just get chopsticks.

Yep. Did the same thing.

This is weird. If you tell me you just got a message on your work phone but still don't know how to check your voice mail yet, I'm going to be reeeeally weirded out.

Aw. This made my day. I am sitting at my desk with literally nothing to do, but too afraid to speak up in case they think I'm unnecessary.

You are basically describing my life right now, except I have a two-bedroom and a roommate. And a cat. I like both.

I just turned 29. I am so ready to be done with my bullshit 20s.

Way harsh, Tai.