I’m a Celtics and Red Sox fan.

“I need to” “ devour” “your body”

Oh hell yes.

handle is perfect

That last sentence was just a complete tragedy... I’m so sorry.

The network would be much more successful if Papi was running things

Deep Cut   +1#2 overall draft pick

That’s a ringer.

What football team is all the way there to the left??? Seems like a pretty serious outlier.

Not to pile on, but to pile on, that rando white sox player is currently leading the league with a .385 batting average.

I’m looking forward to see who we get with our handful of second round draft picks

That is a replay

True to the handle

Because if you don’t, the Wilpons will go broke and the Mets will be bought by Putin.

*golf clap*

bro....

She’s not passive aggressive. She’s just a drunk Irish woman.

Watching Kyrie fancy dribble his way into the lane and drawing triple teams SHOULD be good for an offense right? Imagine the wide open shooters or cutters that are SOMEWHERE waiting for the ball to get easy buckets just... waiting... and watching.... and waiting more....

Holy lord man. Hyperbole’s are fun! 

Nomah!