The real issue is where the Taco Bell is!

Seriously there’s only like 6 or so recognizable names in the first round at all. The Celtics won with Tatum, then Fox, then Markkanen, Donovan Mitchell... then maybe as a second tier John Collins and Jarrett Allen and Kyle Kouzma.

Obviously you don’t get WEEI. Those guys are ready to send brad stevens to a remote island and never think about him again. That’s right, somehow it’s HIS fault.

That is the perfect take. TRADE HIM!

we can if we trade our flat earth ass diva in the making point guard who has recently taken to punching down in the media! Kyrie and kings pick for davis! throw in our own #1 too, who cares. just get kyrie the hell out of town.

Noticeably absent from the heart disease smorgasbord...... Taco Bell.

oh, snap

Which Tuesday were you referring to?

Born, raised, and currently reside in New England.

Kansas City Royals? They won the World Series three years ago....

Meanwhile, the Jets won on a final minute touchdown, essentially ruining the chance at getting into the top spot in the draft. This team can’t do anything right.

everyone hates you

nice

Daniel Theis +/- was +50.

I swear to fuck my buddies and I do this dance, and it is ACTUALLY called the “Blackout Dance”. 

Why is there no mention of the dong shattering kick he received? 

i’d like to be cremated and mixed up with gun powder... then use that death combo (literally) to launch a cannonball directly at Woody Johnson’s head. Then somebody piss on his corpse or something.

+1 pair of shoes

Classic Uncle Watt

He wants more. He’s trying to protect his brand, which gets extremely devalued when he only has one leg.