lol wow

I hope to fuck he kicks the Florida Fleetwood like 5 g’s 

I think the Indians problem is more “racist”, while the Yankees thing is indeed “stupid and archaic”

sounds like somebody is a bit bitter, probably needs to get better, and the bitter one is not A. Bitter

+1 dropped pass

I assume... it has nothing to do with a baseball. Which is a bad start.

What did you do to the nacho machine?

The first reaction from the color guy is just a straight up chuckle.

As a Jets fan, I do not know what to do after reading your article because I’m happy. Please do not do this again.

+.59

Yup. I doubt the sentence gets anywhere near the big 10 year sentence mark.

Finally! A woman owner!!!

Those are pictures that I will never unsee.

I’ve been considering changing my handle to “AmDrunk” because I feel like it’s more truthful.

This is why I find a nice bench in the park near my apartment to pass out on. They always have a police officer who strolls through at dawn looking for deviants. Considering I am a 30 year old white person, they always help me stumble my way to their car (after making the rounds with them) and drop me safely off at my…

ohhhhh man...

No time to bandage my bleeding arm now, just drive alongside me in a van while i ride one handed and you lean out the window to stitch me up.

I donno man I think they’re just garbage regardless of who is on the mound

You’re... the one.... who said anything... about race?

Let’s get her a high definition 80" projector screen please.