There is something so freeing about taking clippers to long hair. You never expect how light your head feels afterwards, especially post-shower. And swimming feels amazing.

Looks like you had fun with this one.

Also really good (but made me recoil the first time I heard it described): half drip coffee, half Coke, with half a lemon squeezed on top.

Kind of disappointed you didn’t ask him about sitting bare-arsed onto a cake...

Westley!

Laughing off how he probably fired his housekeeper to save face.

I’m sure much laughter ensued.

If you can do one Savini-style push-up, you’ve won his respect. 

Oh, yeah, he’s ripped. Challenges people to a very specific push-up competition.

Tighten or replace a spring somehow? Probably some worn out or poorly stamped Soviet metal at fault.

Any mention of Tom Savini means I plug my friend’s movie:

See, and I was here thinking that it was the perfect sequel for Con Air...

Hasn’t killed her yet!

Aww.

My cat used to enjoy peas. And corn on the cob.

My step brother’s cat will eat the top of any bread which has had onions baked onto them, even going so far as to chew through bags.

My sister’s dog loves carrots.

Don’t do Black Dynamite like that, man!

Aww, Topsy...!