OMG HOW DARE SHE?

I failed the 1 hour but passed the 3 hour when I was carrying my twins, i’m not sure if having two in there caused the sugar to be borderline or not. 

I failed the 1 hour test, and passed the 3 hour test. I also felt very afraid of failing the 3 hour test because I’m heavy and my family has a history of diabetes. It will be ok, I’m sure you will be ok. It’s easy to freak out and feel down on yourself while pregnant because there is so much pressure to do it…

My friend did this recently - she ‘failed’ the first one, but was fine with the second, literally because in the week leading up to it she had basically eaten only pure sugar (apparently it was all she was craving, she literally woke up at like 3am and ate sugar out of the container with her fingers - she was horrified…

I failed the 1 hour and passed the 3 hour and did not have gestational diabetes. I did have an almost 11 lb. baby and they made me do the 3 hour test (which is awful) for my 2nd and 3rd pregnancies even though I passed! Passed!! the 1 hour because my big baby was a risk factor. I swear it is all just to cover their…

Good thoughts from me!

I had to do the 3 hour test, and it was more a nuisance than anything else. I didn’t have risk factors, but must have flunked that first exam. I may also have gained an enormous amount of weight, which my midwife never shamed me for, bless her.

Yay, 27 weeks!

Being papercut with $4548 worth of crisp new $1 bills.

By fire. (Make sure you get the refund first though)

For my first payment on a newly financed household item, I was to be charged $45.48, but instead was charged $4,548.00 ... and was then told that it was a “clerical error” and they might be able to reverse the charge on Tuesday. Yes... Tuesday. So, logically, I’ve come here to ask: how should they die?

I am short, and I don’t enjoy being teased about it. So thanks for the reminder that being tall isn’t necessarily a picnic either. Sometimes it’s just flat out not possible to find an employee to help you reach something high up, so thank you for those times when you have helped with that, but it’s good to hear from a…

The editors are the gift that keeps on giving this season. 

The Bravo editors have really been outdoing themselves lately, no? It’s like Andy Cohen heard the audience’s pleas to break the fourth wall and was like, ok no but how about some epic snark from my editors?

I mean, I painted a stairwell with a 20ft ceiling BY MYSELF. I repaired my own oven. I replace parts in my toilet. I snake my own drains. It isn’t hard. And I’m married, I’m just better at those things than my husband. 

I will never not be amused by the fact that in the US, her dumbass name is properly pronounced, “Ski-ana”.

Or this season’s version, “we’re best friends!”

Or that he hung up a TV in UNDER SEVEN MINUTES!!!! 

Yeah, I’m not interested in raking the guys over the coals about defending MJ when he pretty clearly needs some grace and support.