Oh weird. Geri isn’t psyched that Mel B outed her and shared private information with fucking Piers Morgan and several million other people? 

Duckling went to Colorado and met their long-distance girlfriend, and you guys THESE KIDS ARE TOO CUTE:

YES. It’s rude to invade someone’s private party where they are trying to celebrate an important life event with their loved ones. Someone’s desire for a free meal and LOLs is not more important than the couples’ right to celebrate with their invited guests at the party they paid for.

So if you had too much food at your picnic you’d be fine with someone (who isn’t food insecure) swiping food from your blanket while you went for a walk, just for shits and giggles? Or reaching through your dining room window to steal the leftovers off your dinner plate when you went to get some more wine? Because…

I will fight the weird fucking companies with you because I am sick of this too.

naturopathic physician

Oh, I work; I teach, but as a professor, I have an awful lot of office hour time.

Most students don’t use it until toward the end of the semester, when they collectively realize that they’re getting a grade—so if I’m not grading, attending committee meetings, or reading, I’m probably killing time here.

...and the whole,…

I don’t know, I bet Fox News told him they wouldn’t ask about his feud with McCain. During the roast on Comedy Central no one was allowed to mention how much money he was actually worth.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

Even worse are the unexpected plus-ones (THREE at our small wedding - not even “new boyfriends” which are imposition enough, but just buddies who thought a party sounded fun). They expected to be fed and sat when we didn’t know they were coming! A wedding invite isn’t a flyer for a fucking kegger!

I’ll pick you back up.

But... what if I fall for you?

More than anything, it’s just... sad. As though everyone who does this thinks they're Owen Wilson, but are actually Will Ferrell.

Where was Kathy Bates?

The biggest concern here is the this woman was allowed to adopt seven children! They’re not Beanie Babies! How was that allowed?

This is some serial killer shit

yes.

In my little town, everyone goes to the grocery after work. Every damned day. It’s awful. If I need beer on a Wednesday evening, I go to the liquor store and pay a little more, but at least it’s just me and the stoned clerk.

Mine is Paul F Tomkins’ LA Woman episode.

Hmm, it almost as if things are rigged in favor of wealth.