He’s trash. Multiple nominations and at least 3 time award winning trash! She flirted. She could have made a whole string of better decisions. She’s trash. Khloe did the same damn thing to another woman/family. She’s trash.

Right? I’m sure the dude has a 5,000 square foot house and she can’t find space?

God I dislike Khloe Kardashian so fucking much. Woman, you are THIRTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD. Take this mess off of Twitter and grow the fuck up. Also, this cracked me up.

dude, that tight space bullshit . . .

YES. I know women like that. They get a thrill from the brushes against the forbidden. I’ve seen it play out. No one here is absolved. I know that sitting on the armchair’s arm right next to someone FEELS sexual and flirty. So I sit somewhere else. Or I stand.

YES and YES

Eh - that’s kind of how I felt. I really wanted to have basically everything gender neutral but I also felt like I needed to find out to “plan” as well. It might be more like I can’t control it so at least I can know beforehand so I can ready myself/plan for it. Hormones are weird man

Maybe it’s like French and giving genders to nouns but taken to the next level. I am also interested in hearing about what gender elephants etc are

Is your coworker one of those synesthesia people who associates certain letters with colors, etc.? Can s/he give us the run-down on the genders of other animals as well?  Inquiring minds want to know.  /s

I decorated my baby girl’s room with a whale and underwater theme, and my idiot coworker said that whales are for boys. 

Engaged 20 times?? I can’t even find 20 men I want to go on second dates with.

Truly, we are living through the dumbest timeline in the entire multiverse...

foie gras

I dunno, I can’t reach it, I might enjoy it. Who can say?

The article says he and Katie broke up. I don’t buy it. He and Jessica have a movie coming out, and that makes their outing together more plausible (even if he is truly single now).

Simon Mayo came up with a great tag line for Green Book: “This time, the racist’s in the front”.

That line should've won SOMETHING.

Also: this is the guy who adamantly believes that 1x1=2, a truth that mathematicians have been hiding from the world for centuries For Reasons, so he’s clearly a wise, perceptive man who can see things about the world that the rest of us are too blind to see.

oh good, I am sure Terrance Howard is a great testimonial to attest and vouch for Jussie Smollett...

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