Weekend Update isn't exactly going into an unsaturated market here, and these guys aren't exactly topping Seth Myers in quality either tbh

But our culture isn't bent into feeding their racism, nor is it built on it. Being a "Real American" is a part of American mentality that I don't think transfers to minorities as well as it does to White people. At least in my experience, even middle-class suburban Asian and Indian guys I've known (i.e. those who…

I like to pretend that history and nature isn't found on rape. It just makes me sad

Ohmygod, Kinja really is the Republican Healthcare plan to Disqus's Obamacare

I can't even blame Neanderthals, since they saw a whole bunch of African migrants into Europe and were like "yeah, I'd fuck 'em". It's like the opposite of present day Europe

Univision, if I'm not mistaken

I wrote a response that's apparently under review, so I'm going to try to post again:

Ignore this post

If you live away from the West Coast or Hawaii or Guam, you're probably too far away to get hit!

I'm basically rooting for minorities to get into a baby-off with each other, and just so thoroughly outbreed whites that this problem ends in a generation. Something to de-fuck our politics and culture

Robert Mueller got a clean bill of “no conflicts of interest” (http://www.politico.com/sto…
) from the Justice Department, so that’s good!

Lordy!

I'd love to repeatedly drive Cruz off a cliff tbh

I read that as "Marco" and was like "was this an offbrand nintendo knock off? Like Super Marco Pols where republicans run around jumping on Mitch McConnells and scurrying down pipes where they go into caverns that are clearly uterus metaphors to save the fetus from the evil abortion monster, killary pelowser?

I was gonna say while reading your comment "outright lying has yet to put him off before"

Hey, did you know that Donald actually is overseeing a jobs-growth-slowdown (a bit of a tongue twister) (https://www.washingtonpost…. ), in that Obama, since 2013, created more jobs in 6 months increments than Donald has. The article is about the RNC trying to gaslight Americans about our job growth (again, my…

I was thinking along the lines of "if pence was so unpopular so as to get impeached, there aren't enough voters who support him to win a primary", given that it's more or less required to have awful approval ratings to get impeached

Fair enough. My initial thought was that the 1 in 100,000 would be economically beneficial enough to outweigh 99,999 people not going for it/being capable of managing it. But I didn't really think about it as not really changing who retains capital/power, given the lack of management experience amongst graduates.

Well, if Pence tried to primary him, I doubt Donald would put him back on the ballot

Congratulations?