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I wish he had won the 2000 primary. I think the bending over backwards that conservative media outlets did to justify Bush set the stage for Donald than picking Sarah Palin (who seemed like such a brilliant and reasonable for two weeks after it was announced. That's fourteen whole days of good Palin!), and if a

Holy shit. Those are some good-ass genes. My grandfather is pushing 80, and I'll be stunned if he even makes it to 90, and that's the only surviving one… I mean, life expectancy is in the early 80's for Americans, right?

I guess we figured out what that conversation at the G20 meeting was about

My mother works for the Mayo Clinic in Phoenix, and she wound up finding out about the tumor before it was officially disclosed by the Senator's office. She really admires him (she's an anti-Trump conservative), and it breaks my heart to see her feel like she's losing an ally when she seems more hopeless than I am (I

"Ok, what is it you wanted boss"
"Donald, why the fuck have you not lifted those sanctions yet?!?!?!?!"
"Please adopt me daddy"
"THEN LIFT THE SANCTIONS!!!!"

Donald is still trying to convince us that he and the Russians are just really concerned about adoption (http://www.politico.com/sto… ). Perhaps he wants to adopt a new wife?

Fair enough! I got the impression from the original commenter that they were basing their opinion off of her off of that one comment about Colin Kaepernick, so I got a little snippy

Of course.

I like the scrappy underdogness of it all. No real history, choked with poverty, I just want it to succeed, to prove that it can happen. That poor, struggling, ugly areas can be made beautiful. It's part of what's made me hesitant to leave; so many people get their degree and abandon the city, it never really had a

It's plenty free for that guy!

I'm sorry it happened tbh. Oh well, such is life. People are shit

When have I said that I was not that? Have you at any point ever considered Celine Dion something other than a gay guy from Fresno who killed targets and ate them? If so, why?

Speaking of which, something that has me shaken up a bit, I (a gay man, not super flamboyant, although I've been told that I've been becoming increasingly "gay" acting so idk) just got back from my nightly run, where a man at a bus stop screamed the word "F*ggot" at me and threatened to bust my face with his foot

I've always lived in Fresno. I love the city in spite of itself. I visited Denver, CO a couple of years ago for a conference and thought it was beautiful, so perhaps that is one option. I've always longed to live in another country for a while, just for the experience, so living a mid-sized European city that's not

She said one shitty thing Dr. Samuel Johnson, that is far more important than anything else she's done, and thus makes her undeserving of any respect whatsoever.

RBG was attractive as a younger woman! That being said, it's weird that they "couldn't" find an American Jew who would fit the role better

I hope you're referencing Kate McKinnon, because we need more Kate McKinnon

Republicans behave like abuse victims, they'll always justify coming back to their party, no matter how bad he is for their health and happiness

I guess the club gave you… memory loss!

I appreciate that it took all of 24 hours for the third attempt to repeal Obamacare to fall apart. I hope they waste this much time on their other bullshit though… If they get to actually pass something, we're fucked