Half right. Clerks 2 is much funnier than Clerks. Wayne’s World 2 sucks compared to Wayne’s World.

More race baiting from the resident race baiters at Univision Inc.

“I’m no math major but my count the New York Times could lay off 81% of its columnists tomorrow and not lose a thing”

Will they learn the lesson about not pissing off your audience with horrible political takes?

They’ll have to ritually slaughter a whole flock before I give a fuck what PETA says. Even then, Fuck PETA.

The millions killed, the oppression and thought control, the secret police and secret trials, forced labor camps, extra-judicial killings of dissidents, food shortages, consumer goods shortages, lining up for toilet paper. Hey, what’s not to like about Communism!

Get help. You are delusional and in dire need of pyschiatric help. Please, before you hurt someone or yourself.

When did you tell your parents you were gay?

Close the stall, piss where you want. Just don’t force high school girls to shower with people who have dicks.

Yup, those far right animal rights groups are really getting out of hand these days.

Nice to see the left finally start worrying about government bureaucrats overreaching and overstepping their boundaries. Funny how when the various federal agencies were running amok between 2008-2016 anyone complaining was an anti-government extremist. How times change.

Yeah, you advocate for an economic system that killed millions of people in the 20th century. Fuck off commie.

Your grade 3 understanding of economics would be funny if you weren’t a serious believer of this bullshit. You and Hammy Boy deserve each other.

Are you going to fight that UFC guy like you offered? Or are you still being a coward?

Fine as long as you have taken all your money and given it to people poorer than you. They need it more than you Hammy Boy. Charity starts at home right!

7 years and 11 months. He’s getting 2 terms. Enjoy!

In one 90 minute press conference he rendered you and your ilk useless. Enjoy irrelevency. Oh wait, you write for Deadspin. You’re used to it.

The words matched but the song you sang wasn’t O Canada.

You lost all credibility with your line about the Lions beat writers being competent.

CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, Washington Post, the list goes on and on. But FoxNews and Wall St Journal really balances it out. Yup no bias at all.