Momentarily laying aside (and only momentarily) the many allegations of sexual battery from a diverse group of women, many of whom recount the same rather unique date-rape-drug M.O. allegedly used by Cosby, this is a man who EVEN if he did nothing else took a fifteen year old girl to the Playboy Mansion. I'm amazed…

Somebody correct me, but Chromium used to either have a browser in developer mode or maybe it was just the beta of Chrome...it had the small logo except it blue and silver and I freaking adored it. God it was lovely. I went to it after Firefox became a Macy's Day Balloon of a browser and then to Chrome. I'm trying…

-"Well, I reckon Stillasouthernthing doesn't want to go to Cracker Barrel. She's sittin' in front of her laptop playin' some kind of little movie over and over with a kind of glazed look and she's breathin' like a hound on a hot day. Keeps sayin' something about, "I was made to be ruled" and somethin' called a…

I was puzzled by the sincere distress and distaste shown in these replies, and maybe that's the answer: there is a cultural disconnect here. I am from the deepest South, and to me this is natural and fitting. Southern Gothic is not just a category of literature. Down here we name babies after departed family members,…

Conversation in local diner, (Shout out to Maybelle's Kountry Kitchen)

I would give my pension to have someone stand up to Mr. I Can't Stay In My Seat Cause I Got To Show My Ass Kanye (also applicable to Mrs. North's photo shoots) and said , "Shut up, sit down, and wipe that pout off your face before I give you something to pout about."

And yet....there is a certain lovely dark justice at work here. Manson, in whom there is no truth, is a small-time, moronically inept criminal with delusions of grandeur. He is also a nearly preternatural con man. He was a hippie Jim Jones, who manipulated young women into performing his atrocities for him because…

You know I love this column, and I always feel humbled by having my food served to me - imagine, they BRING YOU COOKED FOOD and then they TAKE CARE OF YOU WHILE YOU EAT IT. It's like eating at Mom's, only pleasant.

My kid is in charge of a department that assists women who are in abusive relationships so they do not lose their children due to the fact they themselves have been abused. She assists them in finding safe shelter and goes to bat for them before the Court, I think it's an awesome program. It's interesting to note…

Hindley died in 2002, the book was published in 1992 (I think this may have been its second printing) and the interview with Hindley was aired in 2008. I didn't write that clearly. I should have said, "In an interview with Hindley, aired in 2008, six years after the killer's death...." I no longer have notes but if…

My recollection (I did a paper on this particular murder for a class on male/female pairings) is that she'd been taken out on the moors once already and was unable to locate the site. Some killers can home in on their burial sites like they have radar; some cannot. The child was buried in haste and at night on the…

Not to be a contrarian troll but actually Hindley's request to be hypnotized re: Keith Bennett was not creepy; she had offered to do so in order to locate the child's remains. Reports are that it was considered a grandiose gesture, and a hypocritical one, but one that I think should have been pursued. Only Hindley…

If that is not the quintessence of Southern logic, nothing is. I send you all the hugs I have left. I am not worried about my dog, because all dogs really DO go to Heaven, but I feel like it's time to have that come-to-Jesus talk with someone else.

Because I love this column, I'd like to give back some of the pleasure it has given me.

Good Lord, can't you see the poor man was so excessively tired from his excessive (and just what did he do to make it "excessive"?) Chinese trip and therefore showed his excessive asshattery?

Yes, because the beautiful do not commit crimes. The ugly, poor and obese, those are your criminals. Well-educated and attractive people don't commit murders. (Says Ted Bundy from Hell.)

At first glance I thought, "Finally, even the zombies have had enough of his mouth-breathing expressions and his faux-thug shit and she's going to rip his head off!" Then I realized it was an underwear ad. There is no lasting happiness in this world.

I was made to be ruled by Tom Hiddleston. It is my natural condition.

It is sometimes hard to scrape up sympathy for Florida but remember that we are ruled by a Republican assholebot that was deployed before they got his eyebrows and hair on.

It's awful when I drink because then I read the posts about Mama June and Kim Kardashian - who are actually the same woman in different bodies, if you think about it, and I don't- but who is the brain donor who thinks this bitch takes her own selfies? She is making a living doing this - why do any of us go to college?…