You are one of the people I referred to in my post. Depression is NOT a loss of motivation. It is a disease, a chemical imbalance, just as diabetes is, and just as chronic. You cannot will away a physical condition. We are not talking about the blues, or a funk, or a bad day. You do not get it. You're telling the…

For why do I need to be educated about black stretchy pants? If you have to be educated about your britches, they are too damn complicated.

I was grinding around in one of my suicidal trenches when the feral barn cat (who has escaped twice from the carrier on the way to being spayed, so don't think I haven't tried) presented me with three white kittens. Jesus! Another problem! What am I going to do with...these precious little lives? I kept them. They're…

I think it's very clear that the DOG coalition is funding this. Not only are they trying to scaremonger cat lovers out of their pets but they are also taking a back handed blow at America's cuddliest pet, the Arctic Beluga Whale, and I take a personal offense to this.

I think you did not read the article. These children were viciously abused. The death of their mother released them, finally, to bear witness to what they had endured. As you say the dead can't hear you - and the dead don't care, unless they are indeed experiencing some afterlife torment - but the living can. This…

Some of the advice that you are going to get will be from people who tell you to just suck it up, to focus, to pull up your socks. Some will be from people who "cured" their depression with their Christlike will, their workout routine, or Noni Juice. These are complete fucktards. Let me shield you from them. I…

Well, I could have used t.s. eliot. The point was that whatever KS put on paper, it is not poetry. And kismet is a noun anyway you fry it. And I am sorry, La Comtesse, about the plums/so newly bought/pilfered by a room mate/ and now, forever gone.

Here is a poem by William Carlos Williams

I own Collies, many of whom are rehomed with me, and they all come from a tightknit and ethical group of breeders. That being said, there are no purebred dogs, really. Every pure breed started with a cross of some kind; every dog traces its roots back to the wild dogs or, in the case of the big shepherd dogs of the…

Next up: George Zimmerman fights Casey Anthony.

Belt blanks are available from Amazon punched, polished and stamped for under $20.00. Buckles are less than $5.00. I do not understand the economy of this since all you get is a plain leather belt. I am thinking whoever is buying $100 belts (Patrick Bateman?) would not want a plain utilitarian model anyway. I am…

One gets out one's liners before one commences on one's cupcakes. Finding an out of shape liner, one simply puts it in the cupcake tin, which will knock that little dude back into shape as Mikelshere said...or, if you're living on the edge, just spray the pan with some cooking spray and put the batter in there NAKED,…

So she should live in poverty because her father was a pedophile? Perhaps you'd ike her to paint a big red "V" for victim and live in a homeless shelter? She deserves anything she can take from the son of a bitch. He's taken so much from her that was without price.

Where? I really want to know. I'd schedule a layover to grab one.

You know since they lost the chicken business they can't keep the old man home.

I have to know what this is before I rip my eyes out.

I have always wanted one of these badass beauties but they don't do well in the heat and I have a lot of prey animals as pets. But my old man Collie used to meet me at the door and tell me about his day and tattle on his sister for about fifteen minutes if I kept asking him, "And what did she do then?" "Hurrrr…

Mathematical equations - learned this from a military IT guy. It's complex enough not to be readily broken and easy to remember if you build it around something you know....a simple one is 1+2=9-3x. But a better one is a nonsense equation like 10x-9y=gerbil.

So you throw some of those little baby potatos (scrub, don't peel) and some shallots or sweet onions and some of baby carrots (all ready to eat) in your slow cooker, some browned stew meat (and it's ok if you're too tired to brown it, too) season it with Morton's Nature's Seasoning and salt and pepper and pour in a…

I have one of those microwave egg cookers shaped like a giant egg. Let me just say that I use it every day. You can do soft, medium, and hard; there is no watching; the eggs turn out perfect. For soft and medium you have to tweak your times a little (3 minutes gives me soft yolk and solid whites). 8 minutes gives me…