I do very few smart organizational things but the first thing I do with a new thing is look up the owners manual online, download it to a folder in KEEP and throw the paper one in the recycle bin. If it's something I really need that's not online I scan it.

My God you are a genius. I too have no space for a dresser. This is perfect. I used shoe bags and it is awesome. And everything is easily visible. Many thanks.

As someone who wears a lot of black and has three fuzzy white kittens, I salute you!

Unless, of course, you are the reason they are becoming obese as they try to insulate themselves from your Stern and Righteous Judgement.

Darlin', I am so so sorry. People are so viciously ignorant.

Look, just give me this woman's address. I have about $10000.00 worth of cancer screenings coming up and I can save that money if she'll just run her KANGSCAN over me and tell me if I'm healthy.

I thought that article about Kylie's lifelong fame was from The Onion. That, or she was doing a spoof of Ja'mie. She must be delightful to hang with.

It tickles me that Kanye thinks that we're buying so much Louis Vuitton that it would make a dent in the sales. But I can get behind this. I'm not buying any Louis Vuitton til after January (of 2145) either. And I'm cancelling that Bentley, too.

Oy indeed. If that indeed is a verbatim transcription of his diction, maybe that connection Kanye longs for would be with education.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I am an old. Is the Tongue a thing? I do not get the Tongue. I would gladly understand the Tongue if someone will explain it.

The owners seem like they're having a bit of trouble getting about, which make this all the cooler: good big dog taking care of his people. This is causing me to leak a little around the eyes: my late Collie opened doors and fetched things for my elderly mother. Sleep well, big boy.

Loungewear's only real purpose is to allow you to open the door to UPS without an indecency charge.

I send you hugs. I too had a house bunny, Mr. Brown, who passed away and left a hole in all our hearts. People don't know how engaging and intelligent bunnies can be when they live in a household. May all your remaining buns live long and binky!

Dolls are wonderful, if you don't mind them coming alive at night and cutting your Achilles tendon with a razor from under the bed. Otherwise, lovely toys.

Thought I had some good commentary to offer, but I see it's already been served up. So I will default to my first thought: PORNSTACHE!!!

Fuck politics, this is genuinely good man. He could have let the minions handle it but he stepped in like a gentleman. Cory Booker would have done the same thing but he would have also lifted her in his arms and crashed through the crowd like Kevin Costner in "Bodyguard" while applying homeopathic compresses to her…

I'm all over this post, I know. Any nurses, doctors, other medics that can reply to this poster with any kind of assistance?

WIC is out of money. My daughter works at a women's shelter in the south (one of those places where we hide women in this civilized country so their men don't murder them) and the staff is canvassing hospitals for formula. Not milk for cereal, formula to keep babies alive. Food to feed toddlers.

You know what, this is a niche issue, but there's millions of people with ostomies...the colostomy/illeostomy bags that people like to joke about...and with the rise in Crohn's disease, a lot of them people are young. In my support group in a small town we have two high school/college kids. All ostomy equipment is…