Ain't nobody got time for that.

I am an old. Is the Tongue a thing? I do not get the Tongue. I would gladly understand the Tongue if someone will explain it.

The owners seem like they're having a bit of trouble getting about, which make this all the cooler: good big dog taking care of his people. This is causing me to leak a little around the eyes: my late Collie opened doors and fetched things for my elderly mother. Sleep well, big boy.

Loungewear's only real purpose is to allow you to open the door to UPS without an indecency charge.

I send you hugs. I too had a house bunny, Mr. Brown, who passed away and left a hole in all our hearts. People don't know how engaging and intelligent bunnies can be when they live in a household. May all your remaining buns live long and binky!

Dolls are wonderful, if you don't mind them coming alive at night and cutting your Achilles tendon with a razor from under the bed. Otherwise, lovely toys.

Thought I had some good commentary to offer, but I see it's already been served up. So I will default to my first thought: PORNSTACHE!!!

Fuck politics, this is genuinely good man. He could have let the minions handle it but he stepped in like a gentleman. Cory Booker would have done the same thing but he would have also lifted her in his arms and crashed through the crowd like Kevin Costner in "Bodyguard" while applying homeopathic compresses to her…

I'm all over this post, I know. Any nurses, doctors, other medics that can reply to this poster with any kind of assistance?

WIC is out of money. My daughter works at a women's shelter in the south (one of those places where we hide women in this civilized country so their men don't murder them) and the staff is canvassing hospitals for formula. Not milk for cereal, formula to keep babies alive. Food to feed toddlers.

You know what, this is a niche issue, but there's millions of people with ostomies...the colostomy/illeostomy bags that people like to joke about...and with the rise in Crohn's disease, a lot of them people are young. In my support group in a small town we have two high school/college kids. All ostomy equipment is…

And here is a very special example of how even cancer cannot turn a son of a bitch into a nice person. Us Wimmen! Is there nothing that isn't our fault?

They genuinely do not care. They genuinely do not give a damn who dies, or who starves, or whose life is stolen because they are so powerful they are above it. Not Boehner, not Ryan, not your favorite political celebrity, not even Barack Obama. What can really happen to someone who has that level of power and money? …

for the love of god someone tell us WHERE WAS IT?

Thank you. I'm no good at the picture thing but ah, Mulder and Scully. As time passes the story arc about the US government just seems to sound more and more plausible, doesn't it?

My child, you have WAY too much time on your hands. You keep using that word gift and it does not mean what you think it means.

It is time to move Bynes from "Crazy Celebrity" category to"Dangerously Mentally Ill Subject"category. It was just a the driveway, but it could have been the dog. Or the house. Or the neighbor herself.