No place is wilder on a Sunday at 11am than a bottomless mimosa brunch spot.

Felt dirty doing it, but while the water feels good I’m not in the mood for the MAGA-tears and pearl-clutching from the right over it. They get extra when it’s a woman, why it makes them more evil.

Griffin knows if drinks to the face become common reactions to people you don’t like, then she’s going to get some unwanted showers.

Good on everyone else and fuck Kathy Griffin.

When it comes to talking about what defines a morally upstanding person, Governor Abbott doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

I wouldn’t stand for that if I was the governor of Texas.

I know it’s morally reprehensible, but fuck do I wanna make a joke comparing the functionality of his brain to that of his legs. But I know that would be wrong.

Great writing.

There’s a drive amongst mostly white liberals to continiuously point out Donald Trump’s legislative failures and to use that as a reason as to why he should be allowed to remain as President. It’s in this thought process that you find the whole “having Donald Trump as President is better than Mike Pence”, which works…

I don’t know if there is a “right” way for parents to behave and speak out after something like this but this feels gross to me. Apologize for what your child did and then shut up. I’m sure it’s hard to process something like this but it’s just not the same thing as having your child murdered in cold blood, ESPECIALLY…

I feel like we’re, at most, 1-2 school shootings away from the NRA and Loesch trying to convince us that they’re ultimately good things because of all the nasty liberal propaganda students are forced to sit through, and the shooters are just expressing their liberty and freedominess the way the Founding Fathers…

Why aren’t more slapbacks happening in these situations? I mean I know it doesn’t make it right, and now you’ve stooped to the level of the wrongdoer, etc. etc. But I’m still surprised it doesn’t happen more often. One slap, two slaps. Red slap, blue slaps. I feel like they wrote a book about this.

She’s a loser who’s done literally NOTHING with her life, married some idiot blog editor, and has been given a shitload of opportunities for platforms just because she’s the daughter of someone else.

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Because it’s Meghan McCain on The View, she immediately went to the extreme, saying, “I’m curious, someone like that, are you now for repealing the Second Amendment? I get it, a call to action, but what do you mean, Kelly?”