“Dark time when I was in prison” as opposed to “dark time when I was a killer cop”

I look back at Facebook posts I made 10 years ago, when I first signed up and even 6 or 7 years ago, and sometimes, I have to shudder at what I said.

Guess the cat is out of the bag.

Interestingly enough, reptiles generally only appear in revelatory dreams to me, representing my primal self. Healthy respect, yes. Irrational fear, no.

I don’t know - I’m consistently wrong on stuff like this - I really thought Sledge Hammer! & Manimal had legs. That said, it’s pretty dated, so probably not.

Holy Hell - at first glance, I thought that was Al Gore in drag.

It’s like they’re only capable of doing 10-piece jigsaw puzzles of a blizzard or blue sky, with perfectly square pieces of the exact same size.

Nothing short of amazing.

Interesting!

Welp, that certainly supports my working theory about them - sounds like you made the smart play. Only thing that could probably scare me worse is a bear throwing the raccoons at me to herd me toward the shoreline where a shark waited with an open mouth. I realize that’s very specific, but there it is: My Ultimate…

Now they’re just clowning him. This is SAD!

Okay, then. I’m ready to go now. When’s the ship - or the asteroid, or whatever, because, I mean who gives a shit at this point - gonna come for us?

Thinking back on it, could be, though he may have taken my actions as aggressive - there were little ones. Heck, it may have been a mom.

Raccoons are terrifying. I shooed one away from a neighbor’s stoop once, it was already leaving so I should have let it be - he stood up on his hind legs and came walking towards my open door, clearly fronting. I slammed the door. After a moment or two, I cracked the door a bit to look, and he turned around to come…

White woman says it wasn’t racist, so you know, it’s not racist. See, all better. /s

Yes, this.

I’ll step up and help get this party started!

Quite possibly the most deranged thing I’ve read at Splinter, and that is saying a lot.

Hey, now - I know I softened up a LOT when I became a dad. Imagine being your own father, too.

He should have paid a price in blood each time, too.