Jesus Christ, I need a fucking shower.

Men are accessories and useful idiots in the Kardashian clan - and that’s quite alright. Say what you will, that family is a finely tuned matriarchy. Kanye, too will eventually set sail to the Island of Depreciated Assets.

Really, how much more can we absorb before the singularity becomes a Big Bang?

My money is on some kind of bullshit reserve fund they’ve moved from column A to Column B, and reported it to the FEC as contributions. There’s probably a wide gray area for over-statement and in name contributions. It’s already highly likely their membership numbers are grossly inflated.

BAIL?!?!

While delivering more immediate energy - and Jason Lives! freak strength - meth tends to make the brawling worse. So, you know, progress.

I love what you’ve done. I regret I have but one star to give...

We’ve endured this at Seton, too. It made a horrible situation that much worse.

Besides, anybody else notice the price difference on a package of wings versus drumsticks? Obscene.

He doesn’t GAF. Thinly veiled, the policy is “kill the poor”. In his mind, the poor that comprise a big chunk of his base are fewer in number and expendable. This is horrible. Simply horrible.

It’s coming.

This is gonna KILL people. Trump is literally trying to KILL the poor. Obscene!

Simply horrible. Hoovervilles —> Trumpburgs, coming soon.

I am exhausted, and I’m a white male liberal.

So George is just trying to help the Orange Tyrant? It’s not the odious views, the horrible policies and the bush-league administration - it’s the legal risk presented by the content of his tweets? Welp, I guess that makes about as much sense as anything else.

She’s the whole package of dumb & vicious.

Satire done right.

I finally accept that it is God’s Will that I never run for office or become famous.

2018, folks.

Perhaps anti-abortion researchers should develop technology to voluntarily remove a viable embryo/fetus and store it or incubate it. Even then, nothing to talk about - 100% sovereignty of physical self.