I made no such assumption, friend, and I wouldn’t in most circumstances.

She’s more of a button-pusher.

TIL flying monkeys are a thing outside of Oz.

I assure you it is NOT you: I’ve spent 7 straight days attempting to entertain a spring breaking 5 year old for longer than 2 hours at a stretch.

Damn, I had to re-read that a couple of times. Glad I did... some days comprehension dawns on me ever so slowly.

Every damn time, it seems.

Though delivered with appreciable spirit, I’m afraid I’m not sure I follow your meaning.

Alas, I am only qualified to observe and comment.

Religions, man.

I once read the entire Southeastern United States is a virtual pipeline for tropical diseases, due to climate & insects, and Jacksonville is considered the express lane.

Bad show, bro.

Says so on the bottle.

Yes. I felt that way, too. It was like, how do we end this movie? Oh, I know, we’ll absolutely destroy the audience! Dark as the tone was in the film, it wasn’t setting up to be that horrific. As I think on it now, it ruins an otherwise outstanding horror film.

I’m inclined to agree.

Perfect opportunity for a white person to prove their allied bona fides by knocking this human garbage bag to the ground.

Great post, solid insights.

AWWW NOOOO!

When a film’s ending is too real it can lose me. I’m glad they chose the ironic ending over the downer. I’m still wishing someone would fix the ending of The Mist, though, to be fair, I did NOT see that coming.

Who was the sponsor of that visa, I wonder.

Yes. CIA money and all that ;)