I'll save you seat on the life boat grrrl!

I identify with this sentiment particularly hard right now as both me and my dog have a really bad case of gas. We are having a conversation via farts right now.

ALSO WE CAN SNORE AND FART UP OUR OWN KING SIZED BEDS THAT WE SHARE WITH NO ONE EXCEPT SAID RESCUE PETS. ALSO, 7PM BEDTIMES.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Talk to your husband about that, I slowly worked my wife back into the light after a c-section and both of us greatly prefer it that way.

From the husband of a a beautiful wife who’s had two C sections I can very firmly say you are more worried about it than he is. I guarantee it. Do something sexy and look for his reaction, I guarantee it will be positive and that he finds you just as sexy now than ever. Just try it. Come home, have him put the kids to…

Methinks people are envious of her awesomeness. Think about how many pay big $$ in procedures for a poor approximation of that look.

Trust me he doesn’t care about the scars. It took forever to convince my wife that I still found her sexy after the birth of our son. She thought I was put off by the stretch marks and saggy stomach. but on the contrary I still found her as hot as when we first started dating.

Twice a week is a lot?

I have been unemployed twice and it super-duper sucks. You are entitled to all the feels.

That sucks! But clean sheets are always nice to sleep in. It’s tedious, but still comforting.

I’m almost certain people could easily recognize me, since I really don’t hide it particularly well. I honestly think it would be fine as long as someone wasn’t out to get me or I had to run for political office.

I also finished a tube of Chapstick without losing it for the first time in my life,

I would not, could not in a house.

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

I’ve held two of my beautiful cats as they drifted away. It broke my heart, but I just had to be there with them. We give them the best life we can, and owe them the best death we can.

I’m sure there’s some sort of civil rights nexus. Otherwise the FBI wouldn’t be able to investigate state/local police forces.

I will sell my soul, all my earthly possessions and whatever body parts can and are demanded just to get him (them) to come back to Chicago.

If the richest, most famous white women can’t get even the slightest hint of justice, why the fuck should any other woman expect anything positive to come of reporting the abuse they survive?

I was there on Saturday when there was one ginormous kitty Nimbus on hand, with two others being less social that day. Most people came to sneak in a few pets with Nimbus, but then sat around talking and drinking their beverages (I had an Ameowicano...)