Well this was lovely. Annnd fine I'm crying too.

Not only that but it will mess with her supply, leading to a hungry baby and hurting her chances of breastfeeding successfully.

Marky forever.

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So lovely. Very happy for you.

Dude! I am so happy for you!

Yeah. And his domineering grandma and older family is much more interesting to me. I mean Harry is living up to dead people’s expectations, all they do is cheer him and nod whereas Neville is a total magical disappointment for years.

I feel like in many ways his story is more compelling than Harry’s.

I always wanted Luna and Neville to end up together.

I loathe him, he is directly responsible for driving my parents to sell their home and move south. Fucker. I hate him. HATE.

I will try it, he is really picky and refuses to eat any fruit but apples, but only if they are peeled, sliced, and de seeded and not brown. My other two love fruit and vegetables but not him.

No, I am serious. I really do like those stickers.

Yeah, I don’t trust them, but more in the way I don't trust the NRA or... Big oil. I would buy the shit out of those gmo non browning apples, then I could get my kid to eat fruit at school.

Ewwwwwww

Imma have to go “ muddled anti vaxxer” using the context clue of Monsanto. I don't trust Monsanto either but...I get a distinct whiff of tinfoil from her.

Oh, I love those, I wish people could just fucking coexist.

A+++

Ahem, I have always hated Coldplay.

I thought it was pretty lame( disclaimer I have never seen a half time show before because I hate sports) but I adore Bruno Mars and it just looked...muddled? Like when you put on a school play and people are just miling around.

That song needs to get mercy killed. They should pick something less difficult.