For real? How is that not a recipe for a rape party?

I don’t know? I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup. Bruno Mars can park his tiny heiny at my house anytime though.

Oh, there would be a FUCKING RECKONING

Is it really a big deal that Harry Styles is 22? I know I could google this. Was he pretending to be 15 or something?

I’m condescending. Now I am dismissing you.

You are nuts, go somewhere else.

So what is “fuck you”? Also “How dare you?” Yeah, that is implying I am too dumb to even understand what I am doing. I’m pretty sure you are some whacked troll. So... Go find that shit paper and fellate it.

Normally I’d dismiss this, as I have no idea WHY you think you know me, what I know, what I do, if I have read the shitty, slanted, VERY INNACURATE WHEN IT SUITS THEM bullshit New York Times, or in fact if I have a reasons to base my dislike on of what appears to be your personal spank bank material. But anytime…

NYT is not a good paper. They have a lot of problems, but since you are probably a white dude, you never noticed.

I mean of course they endorsed Hillary “Practically A Republican” Clinton.

Clearly you’ve not been part of Generation Sandwich, check in after you’ve also changed your mom’s depends.

Once when I had a 2 year old and a baby, my husband walked in the door and said it smelled like a pit toilet in a sweatshop.

My fist of fury demands satisfaction

I have kids, soooo kicking him in both is hard, maybe you could take one side and I could take another?

I call dibs on punching him in the nads.

OMG PLEASE SAY “WE ARE GETTING. THE BAND BACK TOGETHER”

I am picturing this phone call, so many awesome scenarios. This is very kind of her.

I’m sending it back. Hang in.

I liked my option for an abruption at home with my children.

He can fuck directly off to fuck it town and be slowly roasted for eternity.