There is NO WAY Sheldon Cooper would pass up the movie for sex. No. Way. NOPE. I refuse to accept this.

My oldest is so white that his pediatrician was all DIRE WARNINGS and I had all these special sun block blankets and the poor crisco child was covered all summer like a vampire. My second child has EternaTan.

Kids all have their own personalities. They did not acknowledge his flaws and work with them. We call our oldest Veruca. But we work with him, and he's made a lot of progress.

Some creep told me he was going to stalk me with a new burner each time. Hopefully he is too busy watching fox.

This shit is like a reality show. Have some class. I know. Republicans.

I cannot believe they haven’t started. Couldn’t they put on The Love Boat or something til it actually starts?

I must know. Please?

He loooves them. My peanut. I think he wore me down to the point that I enjoy them too.

I like the picture it looks like somebody is getting TOLD

Au Contraire! It's my little boy.

I spent a year listening to the Spice Girls as my three year old is a superfan. Every day. Many times. “ PICE GIRLS!PICE GIRLS!PICE GIRLS!”

Maybe we could get asylum? There are ways, like starting a business there.

Our favorite was....an accessory. It was a dolls hat and my sister and I battled for it like it was The One Ring,

I'm dying

She should have known when the band wasn’t called Destiny’s Children.

The plastic ones are garbage. You need a metal one.

All of ours were second homes.

We had seven cats for a while. My sister in law gave up her two cats, my husband took them. He then begged for a kitten. Two years later, we moved, we got one. Our idiot friends were jealous and got a kitten. Their dogs attacked it. Cat #4. A year later we found a starving kitten and fixed it up and found it a home.…

I would just like you to know that I make tahitian vanilla infused coconut cream pie with a thin layer of ganache painted on the crust. Pie is serious. Try Jim Foble’s Old Fashioned Desserts Book.

This is true. I am repulsed but if I had PMS I would try it.