THE SPANKBANK REQUIRES NEW MATERIAL.

Personally, I don’t care for it. But I mean, I wear fleece pajamas all day so don’t go by me? I’d be wearing some kind of coverall suit and ruffly ladytie if it were me, just to annoy people on Titty Hunt.

emergency kitten

I love vintage cookbooks. I like Farm Country Journal.

I did in fact get a visit from Aunt Flo on my wedding night. GAME STILL ON

I loove you. I am following you to Wonkette. I worked in restaurants for so long, but I never have good stories because THANK GOD I have a learning disability and can’t remember that level of detail. It’s just horrid snippets. It’s like my own mind is protecting me.

I have PCOS, which for the blissfully ignorant means that I have actually prayed for death as an alternative to cramps. And for decades I have looked forward to menopause. You fill me with dread.

I did!

I just wanted to send you some love. You deserve it. i had some glorious flashbacks myownself just reading it, so don’t respond if it makes you panic. We are not and will never be our mothers.

Thanks, I have been looking.

YES.

I know this is old, but I don’t care. I LOVE Anne Hathaway and she would have to do something seriously evil and/or republican for me to stop.

please, that was the last technology I understood.

I worked in restaurants so....yeah.

hahahahahahaahahaaaa

Once I had a chef rip my jacket open, exposing me to the entire line. YAY.

I don’t think I’ll figure it out anytime soon, ugh.

I am also unhappy and trying to figure out Twitter. Are you on there?

I mean, this pregnancy is pretty dangerous for her, isn’t it? I think she coul d lose her uterus this time. Who cares if she gets a present? She is going to have to work like crazy to look the way she wants to look. Is it gross to demand a present for making a person? I mean, kind of. But I also think Valentine’s Day…

I won’t even tell her what the baby weighs anymore because she just kept calling her a little piggy, etc. Like she was SLAVERING to be able to call her granddaughter fat. fuuuck offf forever. I tell her she is an average and healthy weight.