The worst. We are trapped in a housing nightmare with three children and can. not. sell. We’re meeting with another realtor next month to see what they think.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE

Yeah, it would be great if this could become a staple.

She bet her money on the wrong lawyer, that’s for sure.

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The only way I'd be happy to have some famous person at my wedding was if I already knew and loved them, and had planned for them, just like any other guest.

I have been thinking about this myself.

Team Cat. My adopted baby.

It’s the only job where you don’t find out how you did til it’s too late. So no pressure! hahaha. My children are so..exciting? that no one else in my family had them. We are The Terrible Warning.

I had a really hard time. I never really cared for “meat” meat like steak or lamb or fish or even chicken. I liked meat that was kind of disguised like hot dogs and burgers or sausage. And everything had to be well done. And veins and tendons were deal breakers. GROSS. Annnyhow, I had infertility and during diagnosis…

I had a friend that would have wandering hands when he drank. I resolutely ignored it, even though he was super SUPER SUPER hot. He would never bring up what happened when he had been drinking and he never was handsy/flirting when he was sober. It was..weird. I was very supportive of him when he came out as gay, and…

I have pink moscato.

We are actually having Dominos. My husband just left to get it. Due to General Angst, our daughter slept maybe four hours last night. Soooo today was not the most productive. Unless you are rating us on moaning, coffee consumption, and number of cartoons watched while we prayed for bedtime. Whatever. I’m eating fatty…

I actually have been. It was a field trip in culinary school. It was not bad, but I went to a family owned , smaller one. Bleh. Meat gives me the creeps, except trash meat like hotdogs or sausage. This would probably be fine.

Was there a secret meeting of Ovaries R Us? YOU GUYZ NEVER TELL ME AND I BAKE COOKIES.

Now I’m picturing a bunch of headless cows.

I was a vegetarian for 18 years and too long a story medical blah freak thing, anyhow i went back to meat. I am done baby making and have been headed back toward vegetarianism, but my husband is not onboard. I would love a compromise.

Did I miss where it said what it is made from? I got only two hours of sleep last night. Anyhow, soy? TVP? I would totally buy this.

jesus christ. Look at this shit for sale on my facebook garage sale group.

Yeah, my mom is available but unusable. She is too frail. She is good to watch them if she is visiting and I have to pee or whatever but that’s it. I’d never leave her alone with them. She needs a whole day to recover when we visit. Hmmm. Where does your partner(?) work. Maybe one of their co-workers can suggest…