When I was a trainer at Borders I used the Immaculate Collection as part of training and ensured every single employee could find it HHHAHAHAAAA priorities.

I’d have to hide if my Dad was running for office. Picture a stricter Bernie Sanders that likes puns and getting up early.

You are nicer than me. SOLE CUSTODY BABY. Fuck that guy. Children have a very hard time unstanding what is real and what is not, who knows how he is screwing with that child’s mind?

Sunshine.

How would shethink she could hide that? It’ s not like ebay or that she’s making jam and selling it at a farmers market.

I’m not....sure. Objectively, he’s attractive but his personality is a big ol NO.

Actually the crowd ( in specific one family)was part of what drove me from the theater. It was so bad, so violent and so disjointed visually, and these lunatics brought their preschooler and baby and they were both crying. The manager saw me leaving and he asked why and I said party because the movie was atrocious and…

OMG.

You are lucky. I felt like I was getting slapped in the face with a hobbit’s dick from the CGI.

Swooning is accurate. So pretty. SO PRETTY. sigh.

Just a little bit more than I hate you.

That movie was terrible. Ultraviolet was pretty to look at but AWFUl and I got dragged in a group to see The Nine ? The Seven? Some number with these awful brown stuffed animal puppet things and at the end it was like the scientist was raining his semen everywhere. ( WHATEVER ANIME WHATEVER IT WAS THE WORST). I…

#1 was ok. Nice to look at? I have rewatched it. My husband is a Transformers superfan. Soooo I know a fair amount just from being around him. I found #2 absolutely overwhelming and unwatchable. The only movie I hated more was The Hobbit.

I can’t be objective about it.

I also hate Michael Bay forever. My husband is a jerk and did NOT walk out. Sitting in the lobby was still preferable.

What are the other two? I walked out of Transformers 2.

I’m very sorry to objectify him but Orlando Bloom is sooo pretty that basically that’s all my brain cares about rn.

Probably those poor girls are gagging right now, imagining The Saddest Boner.

I was sooooo excited to see it and then I was like..I cannot watch this.

We get this channel called Cozi( Cosi?) and it’s all reruns.