I'm so sick of Northwest Arkansas and how they're in bed with Big Fiddle. It's like they don't even care that you're not a bluegrass band, they just see a violin and assume you're a threat, even if you're just a 3-year-old Chinese kid. Don't even get me started on East Tennessee and banjos. They shot Steve Martin…

+1, X 1,000,000!

Duh.

Trabant.

Easy.. This looks like it should, drives like it should, is as floaty as it looks and as comfortable as it seems. Uses as much gas as you'd expect to boot. Pretty much every assumption made about these things is correct. So I bought another..

Is the Answer always Miata?

Mazda Miata - you know exactly what you are getting from the moment you open the tin. Light, fun, simple, enjoyable top down motoring with zero pretense.

99+ Crown Vic (Police Interceptor). It's just a big, goofy, sedan with power, reliability, and a cost you'd be hard pressed to beat.

Mazda Miata MX-5: The Miata doesn't have a sport mode because it doesn't need one. It's perfect as-is.

Its like a gownup's SVO. I really really want one.

I was expecting something more like this

Closest I can think of. Lots of new parts under that tired Tempo exterior.

Something like this 1959 Renault 900, only with a bigger engine? (Note: You're looking at the back of it!)

Sounds like I have a first customer!

And for no particular reason, I bring you The Baby Seals Club Racing's own "FAP VAN". FB us if you'd like.