You could afford the ‘purchase’ price. But not the project. Unless you drink coffee at Starbucks. A lot of coffee...

I absolutely love my beat to shit ‘90 NA. 210k, and heart of gold. I may biy another Miata, but I’ll never replace it. It owns me.

Kid Rock is the human equivalent of an above ground pool.

You both walked away. You feel stupid. Don’t. Feel amazed. You’re still alive, to race another day. That makes me happy. Shit happens, and in racing, shit is guaranteed to happen. You lost it on a notoriously slick track in horrible conditions. It’s not like you got lost. Glad you are okay. A good friend of mine is in…

It’s a Buick Riviera.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I suppose this is ugly for some reason to many people. But only to those without taste. See my point?

That is to sexy what Bristol Palin is to abstinent...

I would have guessed “Two Girls, One Coupe”...

Perhaps one that encourages drivers to use turn signals, and one that is able to be parked in one perking spot...

Tout les Citroens sont les plus Citroen. Parce que Citroen. Vive le Citroen!

As I have no plans to travel to the UAE ever... Dear UAE, Fuck your antediluvian laws and patriachal social structure. You camel fucking anus faced donkey dicks. Oh, no, did I just write bad words?

Obvieusement, rien!

I now have more respect for Dale Jr. than I would ever have believed possible. That his first concern was for fellow drivers, and the people in the stands, is something I would never have expected. Well done, Mr. Earnhardt.

Could they plaese take Michele Bachmann and Anne Coulter?

At 10 grand, I would buy a Tata Nano. If it were available. At $8600, I wold never consider an Elio. If it ever comes to fruition. Because Jalop.

Don’t you blaspheme in here!

Brown, manual trans, diesel, station wagon. Because Jalop.

Holy shit- are they all ex Tampa Bay Bucs?

This makes even more imperative the return of proper model names for cars. No one will want to explain why they’re named F 015...

I hate leather sunroofs...