Wow. Congratulations. You win.

I wouldn't sleep in a tent that was that poorly designed.

There were 4-banger '64 Mustangs? Do tell...

Dear Cadillac, fuck you. Sincerely, C.T. "Bob" Sixx.

Awesome! make mine a 2 door diesel with a stickshift! Wait... Never mind...

Cadillac, please PLEASE give it a cool name, not an alphabet soup moniker...

This is why I no longer lust after modern Ferraris.

As a driver in the Tampa Bay area, I have much experience with Ontario drivers. My recurring nightmare is coming up to a red light on US 19. In the right are are 7 fully loaded tractor trailers. In the middle lane, 5 Chevette Diesels. In the left lane, a bright red Cadillac CTS-V coupe with a stick. I get behind the…

Sadly, I did not have a camera with me when, years ago, I passed a series of signs pointing to "Trina and Lamars Super Bowel Party". I nearly crashed my car laughing...

The one wagon I would never own- What in the hell were they thinking?

Did someone say Renault Alliance?

If this strikes you as odd, you obviously don't live in Florida...

Nissan already makes one...

I want mine with the diesel and a 5-speed. Oops... I thought it was a pickup truck?

Somewhere between this and the Chrysler 9-speed automatic, lies the right number of gears.

So do I...

Immediately after seeing it, I will go out and do doughnuts in a celebratory manner in my 208k '90! SQUEEE!!!, as it were...

There is no way Mr. Meth has ever seen or heard of an Olds Rallye 350.

An education.

A majority were automatics, but not all were. Five speeds can be found easily enough.