If it was a Bonneville, which it isn't, it would have had a 360 HP 428 in it's engine bay. Which it doesn't. No full size Pontiac had less than a 400 in it for 1969, excepting Canadian market models.

It's not plausible. Probably not even possible, unless you're alone.

As of 10:43AM, 172 people are wrong. Very wrong.

Makes that car look like a Ferrari, indeed.

Put him back in the car. What an asshole.

And so you shall.

What? No Citroen SM5-speed? Merde alors!

I had a neighbor's cat crawl into the engine bay of my '77 Sedan deVille years ago. There was not a happy ending to the story.

Skydivers who own ultralights and drive Porsches are REALLY assholes.

If I couldn't drive my 208k Miata with the top down damned near every day, I would move away from here before I become a "Because Florida" news story.

For $8500, I would appreciate some nice paint.

If only there had been a Ford Probe Plug-In Hybrid. Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

If people weren't building Dodge Darts, I wouldn't be not buying them.

So, we can obviously assume that The Stig is Mr. White.

Still prettier than an Aztek...

I find the redundancy redundant. I find the redundancy redundant.

Mike Alessi announces plans to race in NASCAR. Details at 11!

This one.

Beer just came out of my nose. That hurts, but it was worth the laugh.

You misspelled Florida.