The actor Jack Elam.

Laughs, follows link, cancels dinner plans. Forever...

Honda makes the Toyota Echo? Who knew....

Wasn't he in Cannonball Run?

If the ship's propeller was broken, it wouldn't be creating all of that propeller wash. Perhaps the more likely cause was the rudder/steering gear. Or maybe the problem was in the chain of command.

I had a '69 MGB that occasionally produced only 8 volts. It never occurred to me that four may have been recalled. I blamed Lucas.

A problem for some, a quirk for me. And it's due to the gear in the motor being stripped due to a previous owners parking malpractice smacking the fender into the light. I just open it manually, sometimes it stays up.

None of the above. Well, the Gremlin in a pinch, maybe. Because stickshift.

I swear I thought the Dog Sack was a vintage Phil (Pippa) Garner cartoon. And pop-up headlights are awesome. My NA Miata has one.

NP! Gabba gabba hey...

Crap. Just because Lincoln has largely defaulted on being relevant doesn't give Cadillac a reason to call time out. PLEASE move forward with a halo car! The ABC or DRF or JFU or, wait, the XTS does not cut it. Oh, and use real model names again, too.

Face tattoos are like Ed Hardy t-shirts. They streamline the process of identifying douchebags.

Standard in the Cadillac Eldorado Brougham 1957-60. The tumblers were magnetized on the base.

I may have sprained my face smiling throughout the whole video. Jalops and their rides come in all types.

That is one of the most well-written, articulate pieces I've read on Jalopnik. Bravo, Mr. Okulski.

"Holy crap! Who would bother doing that to a Chrysler Sebring?" See, I fixed it!!

As the proud owner of a...white....NA....Miata, this saddens me.

I think that would be perfect on this plate-

Where I live, the Prius is driven with the same level of obnoxiousness as a high-end SUV. No signals, shitty parking, general asshattery. Or they're driven at 5-10 mph BELOW the speed limit in no-passing zones, the better to get optimum mileage.

Che bella macchina....