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Will a Saud Blend?

That was the Qatari royal family. Different tree from the asshole orchard.

I hear hemlock is good for viewing this drivel.

My 2002 forester has “fantastic visibility” and will turn circles around any prius.

Everyone is Sicilian in the future?

Can be, just very unlikely to be. Too much of a current scapegoat for the world’s ills to succeed in our lifetimes.

Entrance only for those with the right credentials.

She would surly earn a hefty tip from me. Dios Mio!

A friend calls me an infidel becasue of their twisted views and they are no longer a friend.

Dr Pedantic, your needed in the OR stat.

You know who will be the brains of that pairing.

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At least we have great microbrews.

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You are a horrible parent if you buy these for your child. Man up and buy the action figures.

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The only movement she’s with is the jiggle of her ass.

She does her movement no good.

No it’s not. There are so many places better than Jersey. I can think of 49 of them off the top of my head.

Domestic terrorism 101 kids.