...in my dreams.

They put a terrorist on the cover. I’m thinking Kim K is small potatoes in comparision.

I’m just waiting on the Beer Advocate score. I’m betting it barely hits a 50.

Mr. Goode had a bad trip...

Corn?

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Why would design a shoe that draws influence from a lobster claw?

Why do you think cops are fat?

I still find it hilarious people actually voted for Lurch.

Some like to knee jerk and then won’t admit they might be incorrect.

I think you misunderstood my statement. I said nothing about “mah gunz”. I was ONLY pointing out the bad behavior of another broken record commentor.

Watch it. Bluebeet will accuse you of supporting a gun fanatic.

Major razor burn boyo.

I saw a Polestar V60 on Wednesday. It was a nice car.

He’ll be living the Screech Lyfe.

A 4 percent raise is pretty great period.

Do you know what Hillary coffee is?

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Dadbod?