He’ll be living the Screech Lyfe.

A 4 percent raise is pretty great period.

Do you know what Hillary coffee is?

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Dadbod?

Heaven.

Clearly that zookeeper was no Mother of Dragons.

Cessna Skyhawks aren’t that fast.

GM auto changer...no thanks GTFO.

They did make one...

I really want to like this little guy.

Just in time for a legislator to panic and call for a ban on retractable claws.

So...is he to be vilified for profiting from women led companies or commended for supporting/funding women led companies? I feel an argument can be made from both.

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In actual tragic news, blues legend B.B. King has passed away at 89. [Billboard]

Because no one is going to watch heavyweight champion crocheting.

That only makes him better in my eyes as a firearms owner.

I’ll be impressed when he can slice through an Amtrak train at 100mph.

I’m going to have to disagree with #2. The Ford F-series continued in a utilitarian fashion until 1996.

Is “F her in the P” the Canadian equivalent of Bababooey?