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Subaru WRX. 24mpg combined.

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Jezza yodeling over the warmth of a burning Lancer.

There is literally zero reason for me to be there ever. Not a place I'd waste my time when visiting LA.

I have no idea. Seems really thin reasoning to me. Knee jerk reactions abound these days. Its as equally dumb as the reasoning behind zero tolerance in schools.

Maybe? I don't really care if I get gang colors wrong. Are they going to bust a cap in me?

No, no one cares what the Crips think or if their little red wearing asses are offended.

This is my gawker persona. jalopnik one ends in "wrecks"

It's out back however where things get weird. For whatever reason, at some point in time, this Beetle has had the entire bed of a first-generation Subaru Brat grafted onto it.

Hold on. People really rub lemons on their pits and expect it to work? That has to be a joke.

In the grand scheme of things, motor oil isn't that expensive. Just buy name brand.

An autumn snow storm is about to bear down on the Northeast, ruining road travel and completely screwing up air travel for the rest of the country. Cars and planes are clearly no means of travel at all, then. The way towards the future is clearly the train.