Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

Amen, Amanada. The amount of stigma that comes with being on a needed mental health medication is crazy. I’ve experienced it from all sides: bootstrapper types who think I should just stop thinking about my life in depth and that’ll solve the problem, hippie “healer” types who think herbs do a better job,…

Cosigning Amanda Seyfried’s statement. I went off of my low dose of Celexa a couple years ago, and since I went back on last year, I’ve never considered going off ever again. Stopping is just not worth it.

Can we talk about the name Caleb? Never in my life have I met a Caleb who was not insufferable.

Can we just...keep the Obamas? Let them stay in the White House and do all the fun PR stuff for Hillary?

I need a Boyega/Cho rom-com team up. Cho as the reluctant and cynical best man and Boyega as the groom who gets cold feet. Can’t decide if I want to see the ending as Cho convincing Boyega to go through with the wedding, or if it would be better if Cho had to find a way to get him out of it.

John Cho is beautiful.

Ohhhh Madonna please

I love you Dr. Ruth. And yes, palm trees remind me of Sideshow Bob (weird that he’s always holding something phallic).

The amount that John Boyega loves Star Wars and John Cho is salty about Star Trek gives me so much life.

If John Cho or Kal Penn are involved, I automatically support it.

For the love of all that is holy, I need John Cho and John Boyega to become The Johns in the same way that we have The Chrises. LET THE JOHNS HAVE THEIR OWN HOLLYWOOD NICHE.

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

Ya, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing, ammirite?

I really hope the next paragraph looked something like this:

The fruit of my loins objects to your categorization of its merit.

...file a lawsuit against porn workers deemed to be in violation of it, requiring their real names and addresses to become part of the public record.

Also, I feel like many women who work in porn are on record as saying the prolonged contact with latex required for shooting what often amounts to literally hours of sex caused serious injury to their genitals, no? That it went beyond basic comfort into “a condom can injure me” territory?

this is very beside the point but

“The bigger issue for me is that it opens up the gateway to mandate my body. I hate the idea that some man is going to tell me what I can and can’t do.”