stiffybyng
StiffyByng
stiffybyng

The part where she boasts about grabbing guys by the taint is going to be problematic.

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

.... Why are you surprised she fought so hard against it? She wasn’t trying to hide what was in the speeches, she was fighting against the stupid double standard that had strong undertones of “how dare the uppity lady get paid lots of money to speak to a group who is willing to pay her lots of money to hear words come

This parent fucked up.

I mean, if these are the the worst they’ve got...this is...not that big a deal? I dunno; I know my fellow millennials REALLY hate that she is like vaguely moderate on certain shit (sigh, but I’m not gonna get into that rn) but after today’s pussy-gate is this really gonna matter? The choices are a qualified candidate

So after the election, we can say that today’s the day her presidency was sealed, right? Because if this is the best that Julian “Alleged Rapist” Assange can pull out of his ass, HRC is gonna be fine. I don’t even think Bernie could complain about this stuff.

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.

They need to be beyond the point where they can have complications from the anesthesia. I’d rather have them home in a familiar environment than keep them cooped up at the vet’s, which can be very stressful.

This reminds me; I used to live in a town where the hair salon was called Curl Up and Dye

EXCUSE ME??

Yeah but you still have to believe in Xenu in order to buy into all the ‘technology’, so sorry but you’re still a fucking lunatic.

Orthorexia is an eating disorder where you’re obsessed with the purity of your food and parents definitely impose it on their children. And Orthorexics are often recovering anorexics.

No. Listen, if this was a guy people would be calling for lengthy prison time, and rightfully so. Same thing for her. Unless she was delusional she knew children under 1 are not supposed to live on just fruit and nuts.

This woman needs serious psychiatric help. Don’t think jail time is going to be of much use for a woman who inflicts her own disorders on her kids.

What she really should’ve been feeding her offspring is mice and small birds.

“She was going to live on water and sunlight.”

Ooh, I wish. I know the perfect person to play Little Edie!

Harris also left the cake out in the rain, I just don’t think he could take, what with the baking time and all :)

I mean, other than the “brains deposited on her face” you just described Lady Bird Johnson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Mamie Eisenhower, Martha Jefferson, and Hillary Rodham Clinton.