Boring.

I've been prepared since 2005, because I believe everything they say:

Of course there's multiple teams. We wouldn't expect him to design, program and assemble the computers by hand on his own, right?

Did you guys buy this on regretsy?

This is obviously the chicken they're using.

my OS is Microsoft Bob and the new layout is working here

maybe you can recreate something in an innovative way?

And this is the real life Homer

omg hahahaha I love this so much, thank you

should I google goatse?

Another problem in this country is lack of sense of humor.

Dinosaur embryos?

We do.

hahahaha that was good :)

Where are the pictures? I want to see them.

trains were too expensive for an 11-year old with no family

when growing up in brazil, I had to do much worse to get to school every morning

As long as it's not bigger than my dick.

who wants to buy [tvvitter.com] for 430938509438534 dolla?

Sometimes I wish I were a bit more mentally disturbed so I could find stuff like this useful.