And you failed in substituting one word.

I guess the problem is the definition of the word zombie.

In Christianity? According to the Christians, Jesus arose from the dead. Therefore, he's a zombie.

oh, I forgot. It's all about ZOMBIES too.

By flower, I mean the camera icon the appears next to the "unlock" bar when you double-press the home button. I could make a little video showing you how it works, but I have too many embarrassing photos on it now :)

Not jailbroken.

Christianity has been around for almost 2000 years already and it's all about murdering people. You should check that one out. According to their teachings, you can have slaves, stone people, rape, pillage, murder, murder some more, and rape the survivors. Ah, and then murder them too.

Clearly not that easy.

Can you recommend a few of these apps?

I tried on my phone and it works.

I tried on my phone and it works.

I tried and it works. Go to Settings > General > Date & time.

I want to buy these on Amazon, just to get them in an oversized box.

That's why all I did was to vote for apple products. I want to see people fight about this.

For those wondering:

So Godaddy supports SOPA? Seriously.

Not sure this would work, but I would try removing him from your contacts, sync, then add him again, sync.

I makes your e-Reader look like poop.

When is an Ultrabook not an Ultrabook?

That looks like poo.