I know people who would never do this because they eat da poo poo.

Dating you must be a hoot!

Quite generic isn't it?

And what exactly is it that Woz stands for?

I wish some genius would create a program that does spell-check.

Everybody seems to love Lego, but me.

Yawn.

He got much less than he deserved. Hopefully he'll get what he deserves pretty soon.

By the way, would be nice to get some suggestions for alternatives to Godaddy. Anybody?

Too bad the big cat didn't eat Parson's limbs.

Hopefully in 50 years from now they will realize god doesn't exist. And when they open the time capsule they'll say: "Can you believe they used to believe in this stuff?".

Is the audience shocked because they thought people didn't use computers in Kenya?

This is a clever idea.

It's great to store external hard drives.

Save Ticketmaster from scalpers? Bullshit. Ticketmaster scalps their own tickets.

I love Japanese people. I've always wanted to spend some time in Japan.

This means the prophecy has been fulfilled and the New World Order will take over the world in a matter of days.

Oh the irony.

Oh the irony.