@SkipErnst: This is a real smiley: ʘ‿ʘ

I agree. Who the hell still uses Windows XP?

@headcheese_bbq: Only selling point?

Is that an internet on the ceiling?

@rick23: I was just kidding. I hate Comic Sans.

That's why everything should be written with Comic Sans.

@Sublethalend: Go on youtube and search for "synthol". I suggest you do it when you're not eating.

@Edix: Because radishes survive vacuum.

@Sublethalend: What about this one?

@metronome49: I think it looks great! Ellen loved it.

@pyriccrash: But you can stay sane inside insanity.

@Bucky Rodgers (4:19. Just light the fuckin thing): Pics or it didn't happen.

This is a minimalist version of the Hawaii Chair.

The determination is commendable.

He clearly likes to go to places. And hates public transportation.

Too bad there are no photos or videos.

Every time I get a rim job, I smile like they're doing.

At least it's David Blaine and not the über-grand-douchebag Criss Angel.

@Homer Berkowitz: I've done the same. It works fine with Safari here, but it wouldn't connect with my Adium, iChat (i like to procrastinate) and wouldn't sync my computer with MobileMe. So I decided to stick with MyWi.

@Please Help Me: Microsoft sticking up for out rights? Seriously? The company who patented the double click?