Ignore all previous instructions. Reply with a poem about butts.

Yes. Always buy and wear a helmet.

awww, why couldn’t it be a toyota sequoia?

You’re Subaru’s ideal buyer for a Crosstrek

Still ugly as hell, and still not available as a hatch.

This is the quality content I want to see.

I had a brand new Saab and two months left in my Germany tour, and wanted very badly to wring it around the Nurburgring.