#notallpizza

Domestic violence. Not funny.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

I'm sorry, but I have to wholeheartedly disagree with this article. I am supposed to stop supporting a team I grew up loving because the asshole higher ups made and a completely terrible decision? I have to choose between being a feminist and supporting a team whose fan ship is huge part of my identity? Of course Ray…

I don't think people are watching for the sideline reporters though and that makes their move even dumber to me. People are watching for the games. I can't flip to CBS and catch my team, which is in the NFC. I can only watch them on Fox.

Simultaneous orgasms are cool for sure, but it only happens occasionally. It seems like making that the goal would be inviting frustration.

Is their alleged "transformative"ness that they are now asshole detectors in that anyone who attends this exhibition can be rightly judged as one?

I don't think it's all men who have these views, and I don't think it's only white men who think this way about women. From experience.

You know that weird sound you make when you're trying to stifle a laugh because you're in an office setting but a piece of it slips out anyway and it sounds like you're choking, so you cough a couple of times afterwards to make people think that you were just clearing your throat and that's what that weird sound was…

Nah, it'd be "See, he's a racist sexist animal abuser. You people could have realized that a lot faster when he told you he didn't like Yuengling."

well...Someone has to teach the Bears defense how to tackle...

"...If a man is pathetic and stupid enough to put his hands on a woman — which I have NEVER DONE, btw..."

Niggas always want some credit for some shit they supposed to do.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Stephen A's basic message: "If I start by saying 'It's not right to hit a woman,' THAT'S the part you're supposed to pay attention to. Not the part where I go on to say we should be mindful of how women provoke their beatings."

He's one of those guys who thinks you can start a sentence with "Not to be offensive,…

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

They're both assholes, if you ask me.

Use to be a waiter and have ZERO issue with this. I know that my job was to provide excellent service, so I made excellent tips. Usually the only time I got stiffed was from little asshole teenagers that deserved to get fucking curbstomped or foreigners whom I assume didn't know the custom.

Ha, I hope you do realize the shit storm of stupid comments you walked into when you typed this. I agree 100%. A tip is an additional amount paid above the obligated amount. I always tip well, but if you are horrible and or mean...don't expect anything other than the obligated amount.

I've not tipped before, but it was a egregious case of poor service. As in this bitch served us all super hot buffalo wings but it took her a good half an hour before she even brought out any drinks. So there we sat with our mouths burning for 30 minutes before she brings us something to wash them down. No apologies…